Magic Wand Auction time - I can make you a 400Lbs @10% bodybuilder....no catch... (Blub2abs)

**This is not a real offer** ...but I only have 5 shakes of the wand left. Top 5 bidders get a 400Lbs body, no (extra) health probs. Simple as that, no other frills. This is no Faustian deal. You'll be the world's first lean 400lbs bodybuilder. What am I ..